Don’t Look At Me!
Look at this bird…he’s trying to hide and hoping that if he can’t see you, you can’t see him.
He’s hiding because he is very rude!
I know I’ve had issues with birds in the past, but this bird took things to a whole new level.
His behaviour was disgraceful and his manners…well they were non-existent.
If I hadn’t heard it with my own ears I wouldn’t have believed anyone could be so thoughtless. He said I was the funniest looking creature he’d ever seen!
I wasn’t going to say so, but I thought that was the pot calling the kettle black. Has he looked in a mirror lately? He’s not exactly what I would call handsome.
He looked me straight in the eye, insulted me and then he pecked me on the nose! Right through the fence! Thank goodness the fence was there or things could have been so much worse.
He tried to tell me it was a kiss but I think I know a peck when I feel one.
This emu is not my friend.